renahhchen:

ruriair:

akatokuro:

oh my god will and erika are seriously the great umineko bitchfight 2012 and

i love it

#they have literally no interaction that doesn’t involve sniping at each other #I MAY HAVE LOST BUT YOU’RE STILL A BITCH #I WON OUR FIGHT THAT PROVES YOU’RE A BITCH #willard huntington wright engages in very mature philosophical discussion about mysteries with a fifteen year old girl

this is legitimately the greatest thing ever though, i think will and erika’s bitchfights might be my favorite thing about the patch so far

if only i knew what they were actually saying ;_;

afhajkkasff

The gist of the first one is that Will is wondering why he has to work with Erika, and that it’s giving him a migraine. Erika says it’s a chance for an outdated man like him to see the cutting edge of reasoning (I believe?)

Bad translations of the rest:

Will: Your reasoning makes me want to vomit. So this is your version of mystery?

Erika: You have a problem? You yourself specialized in this same kind of reasoning in the past.

Then:

Erika: <Good>. I thought you were a bit more of a soft-hearted man, but it seems you can pull it off.

Will: I don’t want any praise given from you. Moving on. Next.

Then:

Erika: What do you think, Lord Wright? This level of reasoning is possible for Furudo Erika.

Will: How many people has that reasoning hurt? Figure that out, and I’ll give you full marks.

other highlights from the game include erika calling him a loser, will saying he won’t allow intellectual rapist erika to speak of mystery, etc etc, endless bitchfights and hilarious sore loserdom from both of them